Португальская мастерица Дериана прославилась благодаря своим войлочным куклам. Её миниатюрные куколки, выполненные в весьма узнаваемом стиле, называются DeriDolls. Нередко она изображает персонажей поп-культуры, кинематографа, книг и видеоигр. Сегодня при помощи своих замечательных кукол Дериана перескажет нам все 4 сезона телесериала «Тюдоры» за 5 минут.

There was once an English bloke called Henry who, after conquering the crown by battle, started off the Tudor dynasty as Henry VII.

Жил-был король, Генрих.



He had 2 sons, but the eldest died and he was succeeded by his youngest boy, Henry of his name (stunning originality for baby names, don't you think? ;D), 8th of his number.



He got a special permission from the Pope to marry his older brother's widow, Katherine, a Spanish princess.

Он женился на вдове своего брата, испанской принцессе Екатерине Арагонской.



And they lived happily for a while.



Unfortunately, all but one of Katherine's children died at a young age. The surviving child was a daughter, Mary.

Все их дети, кроме одного, умерли в младенческом возрасте. Выжившим ребенком была дочь, Мария.



Henry had a wondering eye and was quite fond of his queen's ladies in waiting (as you'll have further proof as the story unfolds). One of those who caught his attention was the pretty Mary Boleyn with whom he even had a couple of children.



But Henry craved a legitimate male heir above everything else, so, as Katherine got older, his eye went to another of her ladies-in-waiting and his mistress Mary's sister: Anne Boleyn.

Но Генрих жаждал мальчика-наследника. Король обратил свой взор на на одну из придворных, Анну Болейн. После долгого бракоразводного процесса Генрих женился на Анне.



And he turned the world upside down to divorce Katherine and marry her in hope of them having a son. That meant that even old friends and councilors had to thread very lightly in their relationship with Henry and some even lost their lives in the clash. Such was the case of Thomas Wolsey (inspired by his persona in the HBO series The Tudors).



But one man's downfall is another's rise to glory. Thomas Cromwell (also inspired by his The Tudors character) was one of the strongest advocates of the English Reformation and became chief minister to Henry's court.



However, Anne also only gave him one surviving daughter, Elizabeth, and that wasn't acceptable to Henry's big dynasty plan.

Несколько беременностей Анны были неудачными и она смогла наградить короля девочкой вместо ожидаемого Генрихом сына. Принцесса получила имя — Елизавета.



Without the protection (although scarce as it was) of an Emperor nephew, like Katherine had, Anne was to be disposed of in a more definite way than divorce, and Henry had her accused of adultery (among other things) and summoned a French executioner to put Anne to death.

Вскоре Анна потеряла любовь супруга, была обвинена в супружеской измене и обезглавлена в Тауэре в мае 1536 года.



And poor Anne Boleyn was no more...



And there was Henry. King of England, leader of his own religion, free as a bird and in want of a male heir.
What was a guy to do but get a third wife?

Могущественный король снова остался один и без наследника. Что же ему делать? Жениться в третий раз, вот что!



So, 11 days after Anne's death, he married her former lady-in-waiting, Jane Seymour, who quickly became pregnant. Would it finally be a boy? Or would Fate trick Henry out of his dreams once again?

Избранницей Генриха становится фрейлина казненной Анны Болейн, Джейн Сеймур, на которой он женился через 11 дней после казни королевы.




Apparently, third time's the charm! Jane gave birth to a baby boy named Edward, but soon Henry's happiness gave way to mourning. Less than 2 weeks after having her son, Jane died of postnatal complications. =(

Очень скоро новая супруга короля забеременела. Джейн родила мальчика, Эдуарда VI. Но радость Генриха была омрачена. Менее чем через две недели после родов его супруга умерла из-за послеродовых осложнений.

For 3 years Henry remained a widower, but, eventually, he returned to his marrying ways.
Surprisingly as it may seem given his past record of ONLY one divorce and one beheading =P, princesses weren't exactly knocking down his door at the time and it was a while until he settled his sights on a portrait of a certain Anne of Cleves and decided she was to be wife number 4.



Arrangements were made but, once she arrived in England and he saw her in person, he decided she wasn't to his liking after all and got the marriage annulled. However, unlike his previous botched marriages, he did give her a nice tittle and income and allowed her to keep her head. Lucky girl! But maybe it was just Henry being grateful, because being married to Anne, although for a short time, ended up settling him with his 5th wife.

Ставший вдовцом, Генрих недолго остается в одиночестве. Его четвертой женой становится Анна Клевская — дочь Иоганна III Клевского, сестра правящего герцога Клевского. Генриха тяготил этот брак. Жизнь с нелюбимой женой была невыносимой и король, наконец, добился развода.



Catherine Howard was a beautiful young girl who was serving as lady-in-waiting for Anne of Cleves (talk about having a type!) when she caught Henry's eye and, soon after the annulment, became his queen. History has it that she ruled supreme over Henry's heart for a while, but, nevertheless, she too had a spectacular fall from grace. Once again, Henry VIII had a wife accused of treason due to infidelity and sentenced her to death. It is commonly accepted that, unlike her cousin, Anne Boleyn (beheading ran in the family, so it seems...), she was indeed unfaithful to Henry with a courtier named Thomas Culpepper (inspired by The Tudors).

Пятой женой короля стала Екатерина Говард — племянница могущественного герцога Норфолка и двоюродная сестра Анны Болейн. Вскоре выяснилось, что Екатерина имела любовника до брака и изменяла Генриху с Томасом Калпепером. Генрих стерпеть этого не смог и 13 февраля 1542 года королева познакомилась с палачом.





And poor Kitty Howard (my first version of the same portrait, can you tell?) had a date with the executioner... =(

But, if we know anything about Henry by now, is that wifelessness isn't a state he likes to be in.
Cue wife number 6, Katherine Parr.



And lucky Katherine became a widow before Henry decided he wanted a 7th wife. ;) The king is dead, long live little Eddie, now Edward VI!



Well... His reign wasn't exactly long, I'm afraid... Never having had a strong health to begin with, Edward died when he was just 15 years old. Next in line?

Surprise, surprise! Cunning little Edward wasn't very keen on having his older AND catholic half-sister Mary getting the throne, so he named a protestant cousin as his heir. A cousin named Jane Grey.



But her story as Queen of England was even shorter and quite sad. A puppet in the hands of ambitious families, poor Jane was Queen for just 9 days before Mary's faction overthrew her. One year later, she was beheaded. And so began the reign of Mary I, also known as Bloody Mary.



But Mary didn't rule for that long either. 4 years later, Mary died, childless, and left the throne to the dark horse of the Tudor race, her protestant half-sister Elizabeth.



Elizabeth Regina. Gloriana. The Virgin Queen. The "useless" girl that her father didn't want, Elizabeth I marked what is considered by many has England's Golden Age, a period of amazing economical and cultural expansion during her 45 years reign.



However, that came with a personal cost. Elizabeth couldn't afford the alliances/rivalries ratio any marriage would create and chose to remain single.

But single doesn't necessarily mean alone... ;)



She had several favorites throughout the years, but none as special as Robert Dudley, earl of Leicester. (Bit of trivia: his brother was Lady Jane Grey's husband.)



Elizabeth's reign saw the works of William Shakespeare and the exploring of the Americas with Walter Raleigh, but, like with every ruler in known History, not everybody was happy for her. Even though the religious debacle was no longer at its peak, opposing factions still arose and one pretty catholic menace came down from Scotland.



Mary Stuart, Queen of Scots' life is a soap opera all of its own but, on the Tudor context, she was just one more menace to the ruler. Eligible to the English throne due to being the granddaughter of Margaret Tudor, Henry VIII's sister, Mary spent 19 years in custody until a final plot convinced Elizabeth that the threat was too great and finally sentenced her to a death by (clumsy) beheading.

But, as Tudor History goes, there is always a twist. Elizabeth died in 1603 without a child of her own to succeed her in the throne and she chose her heir. The following King of England was to be Mary Stuart's son, James Stuart. =) And so ends a dynasty and a new one begins. I hope you enjoyed the ride! Thank you for sticking around!


Частичный перевод оригинальной записи мастерицы сделал Дмитрий Добижа. Больше про кровавого короля и судьбу его 6 жен вы сможете узнать в Википедии. Особенно примечательна судьба шестой жены, Екатерины Парр. А увидеть куклы из других фильмов вы сможете в блоге Дерианы.

Куклами с вами восхищался Дмитрий Тэлэри, редактор кириллического сегмента LiveJournal
Так он казнил всего двоих? а из него делают такого монстра.
Какое позорище, а ничего что "переводчик" перевел только ОДИН абзац, ДВА предложения:

Unfortunately, all but one of Katherine's children died at a young age. The surviving child was a daughter, Mary.

Все их дети, кроме одного, умерли в младенческом возрасте. Выжившим ребенком была дочь, Мария.

А в остальном - даже википедия не помогла, не правда ли?
Извините за категоричность, раз в своем дневнике, то хозяин - барин... и нехорошо, что утащено в публичную сферу без спроса.

Но переведен все же только указанный абзац, а прочее - ну очень вольный пересказ ;)
что мешает самой ознакомится в историей Генриха 8 Тюдора ? Даже я, насколько ленивый чел, уже знакома с ней уже давно. И фильм "Тюдоры" можете посмотреть. Там как раз про этого короля и его жён.
Если бы Вы прочитали пост, то не советовали бы мне смотреть сериалы. В английском посте (насколько я помню, давно дело было) вовсе в пересказе истории для чайников соль. Просто сам текст очень прикольный, обидно, что большинство не способно его прочитать :(
В английском посте (насколько я помню, давно дело было) вовсе в пересказе истории для чайников соль. - не поняла этого предложения
Куколки чудесные, просто прелесть. А перевод действительно можно было дать полностью. Ведь это пост про историю за 5 минут, а истории то и нет.
Куклы бесподобные, особенно бы отметил Шекспира. Остается только посетовать на то, что наши ничем таким не занимаются, хотя у нас история нисколько не скучнее и не обыденнее, чем на западе. Того же Ивана Васильевича взять с его 100500 жен...
Есть "История короля Генриха VIII и его жен" всего за пять секунд:

Развелся - казнил - умерла - развелся - казнил - пережила.

Делов-то..:-)
Это всё, конечно, здорово
Но, за то время, пока эти куколки тут висят, произошла одна революция и одна олимпиада. И ещё много чего другого.

Edited at 2014-02-24 05:57 am (UTC)